December 2011
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ecentricus:
i want sum givenchy tyvm
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teacher: where's your homework
me: why are you so obsessed with me
bigtimerussian:
I’m am becoming a wizard to make men fall in love with me because that’s the only way it’s going to happen
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mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via adjectival)
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2008: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
2009: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
2010: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
2011: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
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bitchyougood:
*spends money on foreign magazines you can’t even read just to look at the editorials you’ve already seen online because you must have it for personal satisfaction and to possibly make other people jealous*
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interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
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sextingsanta:
hey who wants to date me?
nobody?
good
i have a blog to run
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child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
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stockade:
What if animals love having makeup tested on them and they hate PETA for taking away their daily dose of fabulous
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